Imaginary Candy
zombiegardener:

Truth.

zombiegardener:

Truth.

Reblogged from fuck-bones (Originally from zombiegardener)

speedyturtlebutt:

natsui:

how come i can keep a poker face on when reading aggressive frickling and frackling but i end up a gooey mess when there are cute nose boops and shy kisses and shit

I was reading a smutty fic on the bus and a boy leaned over and said “how can you read that with a straight face” and i just said “im used to it” and the look of horror on his face was hilarious

Reblogged from rawrkrispy (Originally from natsui)

(Source: colourfulmotion)

Reblogged from candy-belle (Originally from colourfulmotion)

thoseaussiethings:

reckon the people of scotland are sick of hearing our national anthem yet

Reblogged from thoseaussiethings

damianmcgintleman:

"you’re too young to determine your sexuality" said no one to the heterosexual teenager

Reblogged from aussienerdgirl (Originally from damianmcgintleman)

penotbutter:

“REBLOG IF YOURE NOT TUMBLR FAMOUS

*16 glee gifs and various gifs of people throwing glitter and that ‘i regret nothing’ gif*”

i think i know why ur not tumblr famous

(Source: penotbutter)

Reblogged from aussienerdgirl (Originally from penotbutter)

thatshinyobject:

kingsleyyy:

2015 is only 5 months away, just let that sink in

What the fuck does the sink want now

Reblogged from merry-potato (Originally from kingsleyyy)

the-oceanid:

I’ve been laughing at this for like 10 minutes.

the-oceanid:

I’ve been laughing at this for like 10 minutes.

Reblogged from thepalaceofmelanie (Originally from the-oceanid)

punypalhoncho:

A FUN GAME:

PRETEND YOUR ICON IS MAKING ITS CURRENT EXPRESSION WHILE GETTING A BLOWJOB

Reblogged from aussienerdgirl (Originally from punypalhoncho)

(Source: stratustrish)

Reblogged from starks-o-winterfell (Originally from stratustrish)