does anybody else legitimately worry about how they’re going to share a bed with their partner when they’re older? like buddy i need all the blankets to make a burrito and then i need to throw them off of me dramatically in the middle of the night and lie spread-eagled across the entire bed how is this going to work
Me: Well, first off his name is Lucifer and he's a fallen angel. According to the bible he was suppose to be super gorgeous.
Me: Yeah. I guess you could say he was....
Me: ... fine as hell.
The floor is lava!
Everyone, Pompeii, 79 A.D. (via ahkep)
do you ever watch a really bad movie just because one actor played in it and you’re like “i hope you’re fucking happy now, i’m doing this for you”
"wow! who taught you to do your makeup like that?"
"wow! who taught you how to make that?"
"wow! who taught you-"
why do you know so much about sex
why are you so calm about porn
why do you hate people so much
why don’t you ever hang out with anyone from your school
what do you mean you hate this genera—
How social networks ruin lives
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How the fuck?
This is why we can’t have nice things
No but you don’t understand
This mango is 10 tonnes heavy and 10 meters tall
And someone used a gigantic mobile crane to steal it
And now we can’t even find either the crane or the mango