Imaginary Candy

What if women had minstrel cycles instead of menstrual cycles? You’d just have a guy with a lute follow you around for a week every month and play you songs constantly?

-My boyfriend (via thecarrionlibrarian)

Dear god, that would be EVEN WORSE.

(via lcn71)

Reblogged from strikemidnight (Originally from thecarrionlibrarian)

me: i'm gonna live my life to the fullest!
me: watches 17 episodes of a tv series in a row
Reblogged from fuck-bones (Originally from kylesiimmons)

Reblogged from thepalaceofmelanie (Originally from dismisses)

piningjohn:

there was not an ounce of straightness in pilot!john or pilot!sherlock, Sherlock literally had just come back from a gay nightclub and still had his eyeliner on and John was looking for the prettiest twink to shag I’m just describing 

Reblogged from johnlockedness (Originally from piningjohn)

Reblogged from aussienerdgirl (Originally from ksica)

janisnotbritish:

poco-loki:

an apple

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a day

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keeps the doctor 

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away

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but if 

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the doctor

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is cute

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screw

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the

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fruit

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and the doctor

Reblogged from fuck-bones (Originally from poco-loki)

snowdarkred:

WARNING: MAJOR CHARACTER DEATH

more like, i’m not touching this fic with a ten foot pole are you fucking kidding me

Reblogged from fuck-bones (Originally from snowdarkred)

Things B. Tyler Grady Is Not Allowed To Do in the FBI: Baltimore Field Office Anymore* →

lexicaltrap:

*this is a non-exclusive list, subject to any amendment or addition as the SAIC sees fit

Special Agent B. T. Grady:

  • is not to be given access to the national FBI agent e-mail listserv
  • shall not, under any circumstances, be given a can of compressed air
  • shall not bring in…
Reblogged from cutandrunnetwork (Originally from lexicaltrap)

spodermen:

If you reblog my selfie I will consider you a personal friend and will give you front seats at my wedding and also I won’t have you politically assassinated when I take over the world

(Source: arcadine)

Reblogged from australian-government (Originally from arcadine)

iwishlilbwasmygrandpa:

My cousin is always watching Everybody Loves Raymond in the other room while I’m on the computer. I always hear Raymond’s voice. His deep, throaty voice, like a hungover toad. It’s very unique. Sometimes I continue to hear the thick grog of Ray Romano long after the television is off. Ray tells me things. Ray tells me horrible, horrible things. And I listen.

(Source: flip5600)

Reblogged from merry-potato (Originally from flip5600)